Hi! My name's Sarah J Thomas. The J stands for "Jerk". I was awarded that fantabulous middle name for being the first person to effectively piss off half the internet with one ever-so-catchy insult: SKAG. Yes, I invented it. It's been put to use in all fields of communication including the description of your mother, a synonym for President of the United States, and the unofficial title Paris Hilton was given for being disgusting for three years in a row.

But enough about my amazing middle name. Here's the basic information you need to know about moi:

I'm egotistical, I'm sarcastic, I'm House M.D.-obsessed (don't take that one lightly), I'm curvaceous (another word for pleasantly plump), I'm a tomboy, I like to curse excessively, my dream job is most commonly known as "town drunk", I spend most of my free time watching kid's movies, I have outrageously small ears, I have a really cool tattoo on my right arm, I have have a slight webbing between my thumb and forefinger on my left hand, I've been hit by both a car and a bus before, I'm invincible, I'm taller than a Hobbit but shorter than the average bear, I have a noticeable English accent, and I don't really care what 99% of the human population thinks about the above description.

Thanks for visiting my profile.